tHe lOo

The loo is somewhere that any normal healthy person visits multiple times a day. Some visit it 10 times a day, some 3 to 4 times depending on the amount of water you drink. I have a self-professed small bladder, so i visit the loo rather often through out the day.
Ok, why the toilet tales if you ask? So, if i have to visit the loo many times a day but i despise and absolutely loathe seeing this person that disguise me so much i want to stuff her head into the toilet bowl after disengagement of waste from my bowels. (oOps, yeah, it’s a her and i’m being very bitchy. So? It’s my blog and it’s all the tantrum i want and can throw) Anyway, if i chance upon this person once in the loo and i wanna stuff her head down the toilet bowl filled with shat. 2nd time i bump into the same person, i still wanna stuff her head down the wc. 3rd time and so on and so forth the same repetitive thing goes through my mind and each time i become braver. So, i stop going to the loo.
I mean, one can’t really stop peeing through out the day. So, today finally when i push open the door to the loo and saw the bitch AGAIN trying to tell herself she is oh-not-so-fugly afterall by looking in the mirror for 10 minutes. I close the door and walk off. This way, i will not be doing something bad eg: stuffing someone down the wc. This way, i also avoid staring at that fugly filthy lewd woman’s thing-you-call-face.

Ah, enough of ramblings today. Feel so much better everytime i bitch about it especially at graveyard hours where other than talking to myself i have no one else to bitch about.
I love bitching. That’s what girls are great at and i’m sure fugly bitch bitches about me too.

*Note to self. Should definitely buy acid and bring it everywhere i go so maybe i can accidentally let it splash on someone’s fugly face.

Well, the nation’s 50th Independance Day Celebration is coming up and i might blog about the day. Want to go catch the fireworks competition over at putra but my working days sux. So, please go if you have the chance and record some video and share it with me.

For more details, visit Malaysia International Fireworks Competition
It will be an event going on for like 2 weeks so select the countries you would want to watch their fireworks display and enjoy the show! Malaysia’s doing the opening ceremony and i’m sure it’ll be good and something worth catching this August.

Ciao then!

One Response to “tHe lOo”

  1. mayday Says:

    Very nice the fireworks except the after-jam. Just get to watch team Aus and Italy though. Try this website

    http://flickr.com/search/show/?q=malaysia+international+fireworks+&s=int

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