KuAi lUi uNlEaShEd

I totally cannot accept that guys are fairer than me. When i was still at home sweet home melaka, or even in KL i knew i was fair (grins smugly) but heck! Over here in genting, i look like a bloody negro (no offense to negros, seriously). I mean, all the guys here are like 2 times fairer than me i feel depressed…. Why like that? I thought guys dun like being fair? It makes them look GAY… at least that’s what i’ve been planting into their mind ( to make sure most guys around me are few shades darker than me). Reason for that being i would look damn fair beside them (hehe….) but NO! Now i look like any other normal ugly tanned/dark/black skin person. Sobs, somebody pls tell me i’m not dark… or lie?

I’ve just recently started working among a bunch of guys (erhem….no attraction whatsoever, so dun ask). I’m going to explain what i am doing here, so next time you see me dun bother wasting my time and ask me what i do. I will scream in your face so pardon me. I’m actually working for the IT department(they pay me) but i’m also seconded/thrown/whatever u wanna call it to the main casino where i reside daily which a bunch of unruly technicians and male colleagues. I am rather lucky because there is 1 girl working alongside me. er, mebbe 2? Technically, 1 only la because the other one is the asst. manager so she sits in the other side of the office in a separate cage, er sorry i meant room.

How to kau chai like that? In one year’s time i will probably burp like a guy and eat like a guy and even sit/talk/snort like one. Sobs, harga saham jatuh mendadak…. Oh, but there’s one guy (OF COURSE HE IS FAIRER THAN ME, THIS ONE NO NEED TO ASK COSE EVERYBODY HERE IS FAIRER) who talks softer than me and is so damn ’si man’ that i feel so cho lor. Yes, i am damn cho lor because i not only talk louder than him i am also more BLACK than him. Sobs, world really change but after all the complaining i quite like it here. Other than the fact that people in casino smokes more than my puny i am still enjoying myself here! Like friggin chimney(correct spelling kah,no time to check cose borrowing ppl’s laptop), cannot stop one!  Damn super smelly everytime when i walk out to do stuff (do stuff = tag along my colleagues like a d.o.g when they go and check on server or h/w problems). Hello, that day i saw one ah ma almost 80 years old with the whole crop of white hair FAGGING like nobody’s business. This aunty who looks older than my mum also smoking in the toilet like drinking water. WHY? why gamble must smoke, pee also must smoke. You wanna die i dun care lo, but dun make me die faster can?

Havent blog for ages (ages because no broadband in my room here so damn deprived). Luckily everybody (yes, including the fair ppl) here has a laptop with wifi. Yes, i damn kuno no wifi in laptop have to muka tebal ask ppl pinjam. =p I’m so addicted to hot chocolate i dunno why. I order the same old drink where ever i go. Hehe… Maybe because it’s cold and it warms me up. Lovely hot hot chocolate.

Shall blog more next time when i can borrow laptop again. I can’t access frenster in my office because i think they block it. Bah…If anyone wants to send mail to it can message me ask for my email address (sms me or leave me a message on frenster). I won’t be posting it in public here.

So, that’s all for now. at least i’m blogging rite?

As promised, i will put up pictures taken at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum and the Barbie exhibition in Langham Place.

Clockwise from top left:
Aaron Kwok (Yes, i’m molesting his chest pps: i just have to say dis, i look horrifyingly fat in this pic that i wanna cry.. but it’s already up no point deleting it. so will you all pls just not looking at my huge bottom? thanks! focus on aaron instead. thanks!)
Andy Lau (Apple Pie, dis one’s for u! haha….i help u hug!)
The Beatles (I’m not inside the pic, so stop searching)
Bae Yong June (Damn, i’m so short!!!!)

Now for the Barbie Exhibition, damn gorgeous ok the clothes.

From top (left to right):
1. Vera Wang Barbie       2. Vera Wang (Wedding Gown) Barbie
3. Versace Barbie           4. Burberry Barbie
5. Mermaid Barbie          6. Cala Lily Barbie
7-10. I can’t remember their exact name but the 1st 3 is of famous designers and the last one is the ice queen barbie if i’m not mistaken.
I especially love the Vera Wang and Versace clothes.
I hope you guys/gals enjoy the limited edition barbie doll pictures as they are really rare and seldom seen in malaysia. Please buy me one for my next birthday! It’s on erhem…cough..cough… 11th erhem…cough… November.  I want the vera wang pls!!!!
Thanks!!! Thousand kisses!

It’s official, i’m in love with Hong Kong. I’ve only been there twice and already i’m planning my next trip. It’s definitely a place i wouldn’t mind paying for myself to go. For once, i get to shop till i drop and i get to gloat at the endless amount of hunks! (note to self: stop lying?) Ok, mebbe not endless amount of hunks but chances of you bumping into a cute guy on the MTR(HK lrt) is 1:10000 (ratio comparing chances of bumping into a cute guy using a local public transport to using public transport in HK) sorry, make that 1:10000000. I mean you even get 2 if you’re lucky, which is like most of the time?
It feels weird to be on the public transport in hk because u only see one colour skin? YELLOW.
I’m a very racist person, i have to admit that. All those friends around me know very well that i’m a bloody racist. It’s not that i dun find guys from other races cute. Given a choice, i would rather ogle at the same kind? Of course, you see lots of white skins around hk because plenty of foreigners (ang moh) travel independently in Hong Kong.
I’m sorry to disappoint you Malaysians, but unfortunately we didnt win the competition in Hong Kong but i had fun.
No further talking, we shall go straight to pictures!

Taken with the malaysian media group, pr and tour guide from hk at Langham Place Hotel’s pick up area. Can i gloat about how gorgeous the hotel is?

I regret to say i can only use words to describe how nice the hotel we stayed in was. We didn’t had time to take pictures of the room because by the time they gave us our room key we had to rush off somewhere else. So by nite time, everything was strewn around the room and therefore pointless to take any nice pictures. The only complaint i have is at 3pm they still couldn’t get our rooms ready for us. We already check in late and they still couldn’t provide rooms. Thus the lack of room pictures. Service wise, it is definitely 5*****. This room keeping guy actually tried to make my bed for me at 10pm when i was about to go to sleep. I was like "NO, NO, its ok!" and i proceeded to rolling my eyes at moi sister. I mean, i dun even make my own bed in the morning at home and here i am getting my bed made twice a day. My pillows fluff up ready for me to just shut my eyes and adjourn to lala land. Oh, i love 5 star hotels…… Gosh, i need to get the picture of the gorgeous toilet. Basically it has a glass wall which is next to the bath tub. Don’t try telling me we have that at Crown Plaza Hotel in KL. Yes, i have seen it over at CPH but it’s different. The mirror, the lovely lights the glows behind the full length oval shaped mirror. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHY DIDNT I TAKE PICTURES!!!

Just google Langham Place Hotel, Mongkok. Viola, you get all the pictures. Then you’ll know what i freaking am trying to explain here. It’s connected to a mall (which unfortunately only fully opens up at 12noon,and why i know because i bloody wanted to shop before i leave but the shops were mostly closed) sobs……so didnt get to shop much..
Langham Place Hotel <– Click here to get a good picture

More nicey stuff to treat moi family!

 

how come we dun have such cutesey mooncake in malaysia? comes with a cute bag

 

gifts for my dad, mooncake, almond biscuits.

 

Look at what we gave to my elder sis.
Free phone!!! because she’s still using a bloody 3310 (my ex phone). Even my mum uses a better nokia phone than her.
So, when we got a free phone during the competition, we decided to give it to her!
so, TELL ME I’M NOT A NICE SISTER!!!

 

A bit of myself, since it’s MY BLOG?

 

moi sis claims i look damn hiao but this was taken while i was desperately waiting for this shoe shop that sells shoes for HKD100 to open up. I thought the wall was rather nice. So, a bit of self obsession?

Next up, i’ll post up pictures at Madame Tussaud’s Museum and the lovely barbie fair!

ps: happy therefore the pink fonts!
pps: i’m sorry the order and alignment of this entry is a bit cuckoo, i simply can’t rewrite or bother copy and paste. so just beat it, ok?
ppps: i tried? f**king alignments!